Sorry for my recent hiatus, Ive been a busy boy! I wanted to post this celebration a few weeks ago but I never got around to it. I have been writing on this bitch for a year! A look back at previous entries was a big reminder of how much time I have committed to the site, and having you guys look at my shit was a huge motivation to keep writing.
Based on google analytics site views, comments, and personal selections, I have created a list of the 15 best posts of the existing 200 from My Only Kidding and the late Anderstralia. Which ones were your favorite?
15. The Effects of Meth
A poster supporting the anti-drug agenda shows how crystal meth negatively affected several people over years of use. But every once in a while, meth can work wonders.
14. FMLs in History
If the website FML had been around in the past, this is how I imagined some things would go down.
13. My Tours
As a JMU Student Ambassador I had to give tours. Enough said.
12. Dr. Google
What happens when you discover the horrors of self diagnosis on the internet.
11. Daddy don't touch me there
A riveting reggae music video about inter-family molestation. And by riveting, I mean retarded.
10. Claim to fame
Everyone has those moments in life which make them feel like a rockstar. These are mine.
9. My Graduation Speech
A speech of mine that made the top 10 for the JMU senior commencement speech writing competition.
8. Ill feed the baby right after Spongebob
Can you get a girl pregnant before your balls drop? Apparently.
7. Kitty Porn
A man used his cat as an excuse for why he had child porn on his computer. Genius! Why didn't other celebs do the same thing?
6. Awful Things
A response to the blog 1000awesomethings, I show 100 things that are downright awful. Then I do it again.
5. Pitching Fouls
I took a screenwriting class in Australia. This was the day that everyone pitched their screenplays.
4. Michael Larrick is not funny
Michael Larrick is the senior humor columnist at JMU, and I bitch about it.
3. Prison Love
What happens when eHarmony meets inmates.
2. The Nana Chronicles
My Nana's exposure to my blog, technology, and everything else 21st century. Her first was a response to a Sarah Palin post back in September. Then her email responses to all of my other posts. Then her popping up on facebook. And finally her critique of a certain film.
1. You Go Girl
The fantastic funnel you pop on your pussy.
Monday, August 24, 2009
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um, how did the human toy one not make the list? where the guy kills all the kids in the end? Its my favorite!!
http://www.myonlykidding.com/2009/06/no-batteries-or-dreams-nessecary.html
My favourite is the entry on an e-mail from your sister from Anderstralia, where she says she is scared of Obama (or something to that effect) and you work out what the rest of the e-mail would be.
Also, your critique of the alarm commercials was pretty funny.
I immediately thought of the one entry that made me laugh out loud and not stop for 5 minutes:
http://www.myonlykidding.com/2008/09/ponytail.html
I also realized that I commented as such on this one at the time. It stands the test of time, though it is more of the travel blog than humor blog. Just fast-forward to the ponytail part for the good stuff.
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