Sunday, July 26, 2009

The Orphan Spoiler

Because reading the spoiler is better than watching the film. And face it, you weren't going to see it anyway. Are you ready for this ending?

Esther is a 33-year old woman with proportional dwarfism which causes her to have the appearance of a child. She also is a prostitute who has wealthy pedophiles as clients. She has been coming on to her adopted father the entire film and wants to sleep with him in the end.

WHAT? You've got to be kidding. This is worse than M. Night Shamalalala.

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Teghan Beaudette said...

"How do I adapt Gary Coleman's life into a horror movie?"

scottinfukie said...

Thank you for not letting me see this POS.

Anonymous said...

i originally thought you were kidding and had just made this up until i actually checked it out further...

Shaylen Maxwell said...

Yikes! What a strange premise for a film indeed. It's like a wonky Lolita or something.

Orchid said...

WTF.