Bacon is the new black

I was in conversation a few days ago when the subject of bacon popped up, and I mentioned how the Internet is obsessed with bacon. Everyone stared at me like I was speaking another language. I became defensive, "But seriously guys, the online community loves bacon!" I have never received more simultaneous stink eyes in my life.

Just like myself, I am sure there are some people reading this who are dating the Internet. And these people know that this topic isn't even worth writing about. Because its just common sense.

2+2=4.
Don't pick your scabs.
Retarded people love shiny things.
The Internet is obsessed with bacon.

But for those people who refuse to believe this statement, I am going to rock you to your core.

First, there is bacon humor. Like the woman who made a man entirely out of bacon. Or quirky graffiti.
Then there are bacon accessories. Like the bacon lampshade, bacon iPhone cases, and the bacon briefcase.




Then there were surges on well known sites. Like when the LA times did the article of 1,001 things to do with bacon. Randall Munroe did an XKCD webcomic. Amazon.com has everything bacon, like bacon jelly beans, bacon mints, bacon toothpicks, and bacon floss. And of course, the infamous bacon camp.

But what about actually eating it? Some creative people have come up with some bacon inspiration, such as bacon-chip cookies, krispy kreme bacon burgers, and bacon ice cream (which I have actually had and its quite good).



Then came functionality. A man invented the bacon alarm clock- which actually cooks bacon before it wakes him up. Then a woman made a bacon bra, because what better way is there to support your tits?

Ok, bacon naysayers, do you see what I was saying? I suggest that the next time someone says something in a conversation that you don't understand (ie: the Internet loves bacon) you keep your shitty looks to yourself and think that somehow, Rob Anderson is telling the truth. And if you still don't believe me, you probably missed some points. Maybe a bacon strip would help?