It has the users that will make you melt and a page design that looks like the invitations for my 7th birthday party. Instead of profiles, they call them 'records' and they actually give profiles a number. Seems like they are really embracing this whole 'prison' thing. Almost all of the women are bisexual and do not own a photo of them past 1988. I found some real gems on the site, lets take a look.
Release December 2099?!? Oh my GOD what did she DO?! She lists her occupation as both a topless dancer and a truck driver- the most fantastic combination I have ever heard. She might have to just be a truck driver when she gets out in '99 because 134 year olds don't make great topless dancers. Or do they?
Michelle loves her life. In her bio she states that she needs a man that can satisfy her sexual needs and 'turn her world upside down.' freakay!
Legally Blonde meets Deliverance.
Hey boys, we got a fresh one! Is that a hairnet I see? As she is only a month out, I may have to take a number. And by a number I mean a rain check.
The rule is that if you have the body, then show that mother off. Yes I am talking to you. Duane. You stud.
Cindy was born with an unfortunate face of an Asian pancake and fingers that will not separate.
Hey Double Ds- Move your head a little to the left... a little more...
Cleon has a tat and the face of an angel. An angel that will murder you.
Cassanovia is the perfect mix of Boy George and Liza Minelli. But only if a very violent hurricane threw them together, then farted just a little.
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haha this site it brillant... plus I love that everyone's response to "Willing to Relocate" is yes
Ive been reading this website for months and love it all- but every once in a while you deliver something and hit it out of the park
fantastic job, sir.
what the hell is African American/ Black?
rofl who knows jessi
Brilliant.
Out of sheer curiosity, I ventured to this site, and clicked on the first profile I saw- "Melissa."
Whose release date is January 2199.
But is "Wickedly fun, spontaneous, outgoing and creative."
Her occupation?
Teenager (18 when incarcerated)
Wow.
I think Debora's the winner. Six kids AND was in prison! Whoo hoo!
Who the hell was interested enough in this woman to have SIX children with her? Or did she manage to get six different guys interested? *Shudder*
Rob. How DO you find these things?
I'll leave you with this:
http://www.inmatesforyou.com/profile.asp?ify_num=1148
Priceless!
You go Rob! xD
Um. Debora, the fifty-something with a hairnet, is straight?
For realsies?
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it is so good to know about this prison love, but it is so hard to live in one. but it is so wonderful to have one and get married and get together at least forever.
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