You go girl

New products are being introduced every day to make our lives easier. First a guido gave us the Sham Wow, a stupid rag which can absorb spills you didnt even know existed. Next we got the Snuggie because we live in the fucking arctic and are tired of getting frostbite while watching Everybody Loves Raymond. Now let me introduce to you the 'GoGirl' a device that lets women pee standing up. Also known as a cooch funnel.

This pink urine dumpster is targeted for "on-the-go" women who don't have time to waste in the bathroom. You just drop your panties, align it with your cat flaps, and piss. Dont worry about cleaning it up, just shove it back into your purse along right next to your chapstick and half a roll of mentos. It can also be doubled as a megaphone.

The website is even more fucked up as they try to market the portable squirter as something any woman would use. And then they give examples of these women.

What the fuck is a MommyGirl? Are all outdoorsy women lesbians? They also mention that their snatch snout is perfect for women who are 'tired of waiting in lines at clubs, stadiums, and events." So where do they expect these women to GO? The men's room? On a brick wall?

They also mention that the pink pisser is reusable, and that they can even stand up to a wash in the dishwasher. That's right, just take it off your mound and pop it in the dishwasher. You know, right next to the wine glasses and your daughter's sippie cup.

They also sell GoGirlGear, which consists of shirts, hats, and even elastic shorts. So when you are driving you can conveniently push your shorts to the side so you can attach the piss cone to mama's silk purse and pee right into that empty bottle. You don't even have to move. Or really do anything other than wonder what your life has come to.