Thirteen? This kid looks eight. In the story he and his 15-year-old girlfriend had decided to keep the baby, since it was like, really cool. There is also an incredible video where you can hear him speak, and his voice hasnt even changed yet. He also has an illuminating exchange with the reporter.Reporter: What will you do financially?
Alfie: Whats financially?
(Girlfriend laughs)
Here's a portrait of the happy family:
Ok, so the idea of a young kid having a baby is weird. But after staring at this picture for a minute, I couldnt get over the fact that these two people had SEX. Am I the only one that thinks that this is bizarre? How would that even work? Just look at them!
Rule of thumb = if your mom still cuts your food, you probably shouldn't be putting your penis in girls who look like the crazy guy in the subway from Ghost.
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OMFG.............is all I can say. Watched this last night with my mom and she almost threw up because she blurted out what they had a baby!!! you mean these two had sex..ehhw.... my mom was on the same wave as you. WTF...tweeny mommy on crack.
It...!!! really looks like the crazy guy on the subway from Ghost you nailed it SFBF. Nana won't be happy with this story.
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That girl looks like Chris Elliott.
For some reason, I think this was my favorite sentence in the article:
"They are living with Penny, Chantelle’s jobless dad Steve, 43, and her five brothers in a rented council house in Eastbourne..."
Chantelle's jobless dad Steve...baha.
Good luck, Grandpa Stevie.
...two seconds later, I retract my statement. My favorite part of the article is HIS dad, not Chantelle's jobless one.
"Dennis, who has fathered nine kids, told how he was “gobsmacked” when he discovered Alfie was to be a dad, too...."
“I will talk to him again and it will be the birds and the bees talk. Some may say it’s too late but he needs to understand so there is not another baby.”
WHAAT IS THIS WORLD COMI9NG TO????
Between this and the octuplet mom, I just don't know what to say anymore.
i cant even picture them making out!!!
Hello! You do know how this turned out...?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2435283.ece
yeah- I had read that this summer, apparently its a different 15 year old!
update: it has now been announced that that little boy is not the father. one of her 8 other sexual conquests during their relationship is. the little boy is very upset that he does not have a baby. wtf/
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