Wait, what? He... swallowed it? Um, yeah.
Can we ask ourselves how this happened? Are we just going to assume that this was just come crazy freak accident that could happen to anyone? The dude swallowed a kitten... by mistake?! I cant even swallow a big vitamin on purpose.The quote from the Fire Chief really kills me. "I was standing right next to him and the next thing I knew he gulped real hard and swallowed the animal." WTF? This must have been the most extreme firefighter on the planet. He's the modern day Lennie. Did he just get so worried that he breathed a kitten inside his mouth that the only logical thing to do next was swallow? I cant get the image out of my head.
Firefighter: Ill pull some CPR on this little guy...
(GULP! ... silence...)
Firefighter: Well, fuck.
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This makes me feel a little bit weird and nauseous...
OH MY GOD. THE WORSE STORY I EVER HEARD. NOW HE CAN TELL EVERYONE THAT HE ATE A PUSSY.. I AM NOT SIGNING THIS. AND NOW I SOUND LIKE YOU
Helloooo...SFBF...It's you.....starring on my blog. Come drop by and see yourself on my blog. It's really strange to see your face pop up lolol.
I wanted to share you with all my blog buds so I'm pimping you out...I hope nana dosen't mind.
I see you pissed her off again...mmm..god what are we going to do with you lolol.
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JB
Man swallows pussy now that's freaking scary and I agree with katie... WTF...Another thing he didn't need to swallow...you know he could have spit it out...WTF...Rob this is insane..truly. I see nana is coming around hheheheh.
Ok...SFG with rock band is scaring me alot you need to get rid of that photo. I think I'm going to blow chunks on my computer please no more man boobs......
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If your entire mouth fits over the kitten, then how could you possibly do CPR on it? And the chief is standing there watching while they're in a burning warehouse? This is the worst fire department ever.
WHAT? Didnt the fur tickle his palate enough? Mistake, I dont buy it - but I don't want to know the other reasons either!!
This was hilarious.
I remember thinking that EXACT same thing..like how the fuck did that happen?!
yo robby,
that shit was fake son!
Wow, he accidentally a whole kitten???
Lol, poor kitten... So he had a kitten wriggling around in his belly for half an hour? That'd feel really weird...
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